Fasten Down

Sometimes in the parking lot your blue mini-stapler just gets away from you and near some emergency cones and mystery liquid.

November 29, 2019. Maryland.

Free Bird

Sometimes at Aldi® your…oh, dear.

October 27, 2017. Maryland.

Fancy Pants

Sometimes on the median near Harpers [sic] Forest Apartments your lacy underpanties just get away from you.

January 31, 2018. Maryland.

Caseus Diem

Sometimes near the abandoned state hospital your still-wrapped string cheese just gets away from you.

March 16, 2019. Maryland.

Glove

Sometimes near a local museum that never seems to be open your black polka-dotted glove just gets away from you.

March 16, 2019. Maryland.