March 26, 2017

Please Comb to the Lobby

Sometimes in the fancy hotel lobby your not-so-fancy comb just gets away from you.

March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

The Crap People Leave on the Side of the Road [guestS contribution!]

Thanks to Mark L. from Kentucky for this gem. It might be my favorite of all time.

Sometimes on the highway in Pennsylvania your portable medical toilet chair just gets away from you.

Aug. 3, 2011. Somewhere in Western PA.

Thanks to Sara K from the UK for the follow-up addition.

Sometimes in a field you just must leave a toilet under a tree.

Spring 2016. Near Warwick, England.

Sometimes near the air hose at the gas station your toothbrush and toothpaste spit just get away from you.

May 20, 2016. Maryland.

Sometimes after the Glen Hansard concert your moist towelette just gets away from you.

Sept. 12, 2016. Glenside, PA.

*Pavement Tune is a song by the Frames, one of Glen Hansard’s bands.

Sometimes in the YMCA showers your slice of green olive just gets away from you.

Lafayette, IN. Sometime in 2008.