Thanks to the Fabulous Julia® for giving us a little lip service.
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Sometimes near the grocery story in the city your wax lips just get away from you.
February 14, 2019. New York City.
Sometimes in the restroom at a store “your dog’s collar” just gets away from you.
January 27, 2019. New Jersey.
Thanks Young Skywalker I for hanging in there.
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Sometimes near a holly bush your sock just gets away from you.
January 10, 2019. New Zealand.
Thanks Math® for showing us who’s floss.
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Sometimes you mix up “doing your best” with “looking your best”.
January 6, 2019. New Jersey.
Thanks, Kevin H, for making this catch.
I can’t think of anything better than what I got as a message with this submission:
“When out walking, I dramatically avoided the large piece of dog poop only to realize it’s a small football on the side of the road.”
June 20, 2018. Maryland.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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