Sore Loser [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H. You really gel with the mission.


Sometimes on your way to work in Baltimore’s financial district your emergency Orajel™ Instant Pain Relief FOR ALL MOUTH SORES™ just gets away from you.

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July 10, 2017. Maryland.

Gum Tree

Sometimes at the Drive-Thru® your gum somehow gets out of your mouth and onto a shrub.

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June 13, 2017. Maryland.

Let’s Meat by the Bakery

Sometimes at the grocery store your ability to put things back where you found them after you changed your mind just gets away from you.

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May 31, 2017. Maryland.

Abandon Soap All Ye Who Enter [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for always setting the bar high.


Sometimes at the bookstore a bar of soap gets away from you and onto a shelf where it doesn’t belong.

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June 29, 2017. New Jersey.

Fruit of the ‘Room [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.


Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.

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April 12, 2017. New Jersey.