Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

Shorts Story

Sometimes at commuter college your shorts just get away from you and onto a post.

August 6, 2019. Maryland.

By the Seat of Your Pants [“guest blogger” contribution]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher! You never fail.


Sometimes in middle school even when it’s not snowing your snow pants just get away from you and onto the back of a chair.

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March 22, 2017. New Jersey.