Thanks Moonlight Mama (and Kevin H!) for knowing how to find the dills you can’t pass up.
Sometimes in the road your jar of Vlasic® pickles just gets away from you and also gets run over.
August 26, 2019. Somewhere.
Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.
Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.
April 14, 2019. New Jersey.
Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.
May 15, 2019. Maryland.
Thanks Crazy Art Teacher®. I donut know what to say.
Sometimes at the shopping center your donuts, empty mini liquor bottle, and dog poo bag just get away from you and into a small gutter.
May 21, 2019. New Jersey.
Sometimes near the abandoned state hospital your still-wrapped string cheese just gets away from you.
March 16, 2019. Maryland.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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