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Sometimes you get so caught up in shopping for retro games your half-eaten cookie just gets away from you.

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April 9, 2017. Somewhere in beautiful New Jersey.

Deep Dishappointment

Sometimes your expectations based on the promises of advertising just get away from you.

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February 28, 2014. Maryland.

Top Seed

Sometimes in the college parking lot your salad toppings just get away from you.

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April 7, 2017. Maryland.

I Hate to Eat and Run

Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita®  wrapper just get away from you.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Went Down in Flames

Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot CHEETOS® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.