Wet Your Pants

Sometimes the scanty panty that got away from you at the park gets away from the park and into the creek near the waterfall.

Original sighting: July 26, 2019, then July 31, 2019, then February 20, 2020

March 19, 2020. Maryland.

Below See Level

Sometimes at the state hospital your eyeglasses just get away from you and end up totally obliterated.

May 27, 2019. Maryland.

You Look Tired

Sometimes in the parking lot your eyeglasses get away from you then get run over.

January 12, 2018. Maryland.