Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.
March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
Sometimes at Freedom Park your Chair of Freedom® finally gets free from the weight of your oppressive rear end.
October 7, 2016. Maryland.
Sometimes in the Stewart Center library lobby your single serve Cinnamon Toast Crunch® cereal just gets away from you and under a table that was draped in cloth for some special university function.
Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in early 2007.
Sometimes near the elevators in a fancy lobby your mouthwash just gets away from you.
Sometimes your future’s so bright you gotta wear shades to class but then lose them on the way and they get broken like your dreams.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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