Brushing Up On The Best Sellers List [“guest blogger” contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for knowing the mission (!) and for capturing this delightful gem.


Sometimes while checking out the journals and diaries at Barnes and Noble® your toothbrush just gets away from you.

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March 26, 2017. Hackensack, NJ.

Such a Wet Blanket

Sometimes near the wall of the Lan Su Chinese Garden® your cozy fleece blanket just gets away from you.

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March 18, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Please Comb to the Lobby

Sometimes in the fancy hotel lobby your not-so-fancy comb just gets away from you.

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March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

I Hate to Eat and Run

Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita®  wrapper just get away from you.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Went Down in Flames

Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot CHEETOS® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.