I’ve Got You Onion My Skin [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.


Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. New Jersey.

Knit this in the Bud [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Young Skywalker I, for being a knit-picker


Sometimes along the walkway your wooly cap just gets away from you and into a blooming shrub.

May 28, 2019. New Zealand.

Here’s Your Hat What’s Your Hurry?

Sometimes at the intersection your ball cap just gets away from you.

May 21, 2019. Maryland.

Below See Level

Sometimes at the state hospital your eyeglasses just get away from you and end up totally obliterated.

May 27, 2019. Maryland.

Down a Snack Before Class

Sometimes in the elevator at college you tire of your single-serve size of Cheddar Jalapeño CHEETOS® and leave them for someone else because it would be too much effort to throw them in one of the trash cans outside the doors on every floor.

May 15, 2019. Maryland.