Toyotes Ma Goats

How many goats could a Toyota tote if a Toyota could tote a goat?…

…so none of them get away from you.

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Gracias to Frangipani for the title of this post. Kid, you don’t miss a bleat.

May 30, 2017. Maryland.

I have a Good Reason for Being Latte to Class

Sometimes your half and half just gets away from you and onto the desk and your pants and your handbag and your floor but not into your coffee cup.

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May 11, 2017. Maryland.

 

Below Deck

Sometimes at a heavy metal concert you need to behave oddly before crawling under the deck of the bar for no reason the other concert-goers who see you can figure out.

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April 28, 2017. Maryland.

Smashmouth [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Mark in KY for passing this along from Rob in IN. You fellas are the floss to life’s plaque.


Sometimes on the corner of Bank and Market your dental model just gets away from you.

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April 29, 2017. New Albany, IN.

Do I Have to Draw You a Picture?

Sometimes when taking a quiz your answers that start as complete sentences turn into a drawing of a dog. At least I THINK that drawing is of a dog.

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