May 11, 2020

Jacket Up [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for not adding another coat before this one dries.

Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your coat just gets away from you and covered in filth.

May 10, 2020

The Knit End of the Stick [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Dr. Jeff, for witnessing this stick up.

Sometimes on the Longreach Walking Path your Wonder Nation® polar pink knit cap just gets away from you.

May 10, 2020. Maryland.

April 9, 2020

Thanks, Mark L, for being on the lookout for breakaway factions who’ve lost their patriotism.

Sometimes on the Louisville Loop® in the middle of a pandemic your friendship-bracelet-yarn-tassel-thing gets torn away from you.

March 25, 2020. Kentucky.

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.

Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

Thanks Math® (two in a row!) for always chasing rainbows. Don’t forget to Croc® out for lunch.

October 17, 2019. New Jersey.