Sometimes at the biggest conference for your profession your banana finds its way into lobby shrubbery.

Apr. 9, 2016. Houston, TX.
Sometimes at the biggest conference for your profession your banana finds its way into lobby shrubbery.

Apr. 9, 2016. Houston, TX.
Sometimes on Perrin Ave. you MUST eat that can of Brookdale® Vienna Sausages. Right. Now.


Lafayette, IN. Sometime in 2007 or 2008.
Sometimes in the parking lot your Tiger Pop® gets away from you, run over by a car, and crushed to smithereens. Just like your hopes for your future.


Sometimes on the stairs to your apartment building you realize the breath mint that you thought got away from someone else actually got away from you.
(yes, me)


Oct. 21, 2016. Maryland.
Sometimes at the soccer field your nearly-full container of The Original Nestle Coffee-mate The Original® just gets away from you.


Oct. 14, 2016. Maryland.
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