I am Frond of Bananas

Sometimes at the biggest conference for your profession your banana finds its way into lobby shrubbery.

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Apr. 9, 2016. Houston, TX.

Let’s Meat in Front of My House

Sometimes on Perrin Ave. you MUST eat that can of Brookdale® Vienna Sausages. Right. Now.

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Lafayette, IN. Sometime in 2007 or 2008.

Broken Promise

Sometimes in the parking lot your Tiger Pop® gets away from you, run over by a car, and crushed to smithereens. Just like your hopes for your future.

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I Blame Myself

Sometimes on the stairs to your apartment building you realize the breath mint that you thought got away from someone else actually got away from you.

(yes, me)

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Oct. 21, 2016. Maryland.

G’day Mate

Sometimes at the soccer field your nearly-full container of The Original Nestle Coffee-mate The Original® just gets away from you.

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Oct. 14, 2016. Maryland.