A Fungus Among Us

Sometimes on your way somewhere while carrying your meal your slice of mushroom just gets away from you and onto the floor of the elevator.

November 21, 2016. Maryland.

Waffling About That Last Bite

Sometimes on a Friday morning at college your breakfast just gets away from you and onto the floor of the elevator.

February 24, 2017. Maryland.

—–FOUR HOURS LATER—–

How did it get moved?

Sometimes at the AIR/VAC machine your breath-freshening peppermint candy just gets away from you.

December 23, 2016. Maryland.

Sometimes at church your Rainbow Dash Playskool My Little Pony® and pretzels® just get away from you.

Thanks, Fran at ControlledDescent for this gem.

November 13, 2o16. Pennsylvania.

Sometimes at college your french fry pen and composition notebook get away from you and into the professors’ desk*.

*no single professor owns this desk and therefore it has become a black hole, collecting student and faculty items left in the classroom.

November 15, 2016. Maryland.