June 10, 2019

I Fall Two Pizzas [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H., for catching this pizza the action.

Sometimes along the running trail your 2 uncooked pizzas and a ball of dough just get away from you.

October 9, 2018. Maryland.

June 10, 2019

I’ve Got You Onion My Skin [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher, for keeping your eyes peeled.

Sometimes in that hallway at middle school your onion just gets away from you.

April 14, 2019. New Jersey.

June 9, 2019

Thanks, Young Skywalker I, for being a knit-picker

Sometimes along the walkway your wooly cap just gets away from you and into a blooming shrub.

May 28, 2019. New Zealand.

June 9, 2019

Sometimes at the intersection your ball cap just gets away from you.

May 21, 2019. Maryland.

June 8, 2019

Sometimes at the state hospital your eyeglasses just get away from you and end up totally obliterated.

May 27, 2019. Maryland.