Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot CHEETOS® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.
March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
Month: March 2017
Rommeo and Julliet
Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.
March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
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The Seat of Democracy
Sometimes at Freedom Park your Chair of Freedom® finally gets free from the weight of your oppressive rear end.
October 7, 2016. Maryland.
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Find it Under the Table of Contents
Sometimes in the Stewart Center library lobby your single serve Cinnamon Toast Crunch® cereal just gets away from you and under a table that was draped in cloth for some special university function.
Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in early 2007.
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Watch Your Mouthwash
Sometimes near the elevators in a fancy lobby your mouthwash just gets away from you.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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