Don’t Forget to Wrap Everything for the Holiday Exchange [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Laura Y, for not passing this rubber check and for being a real Magnum™ P.I.


Sometimes at the Natural Market your supply of Trojan™ Magnum™ BareSkin™ prophylactics just get away from you.

December 28, 2019. Maryland.

Holiday Surprise

Sometimes at Aldi® your horror movie plot device just gets away from you.

September 13, 2018. Maryland.

Ok, so while this is from September, the title is “Holiday Surprise” because I’m posting it near Christmas and it looks like a Christmas gift bag and STOP JUDGING ME ALREADY.