I have a Good Reason for Being Latte to Class

Sometimes your half and half just gets away from you and onto the desk and your pants and your handbag and your floor but not into your coffee cup.

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May 11, 2017. Maryland.

 

Rommeo and Julliet

Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.

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March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.