The Missed Important Meal of the Day

Sometimes at college before your 8am class your unopened package of Pop Tarts just gets away from you.

Oct. 10, 2016. Maryland.

I Gotta P

Sometimes, when no one is watching, near the car is the best place to release your P.

Somewhere near Widener University. Sometime in 2009/2010.

Sometimes at Freedom Park (yes, really) your Arizona just gets away from you.

Oct. 9, 2016. Freedom Park (yes, really). Sykesville, MD.

Feb. 19, 2016. Eldersburg, MD.

Sometimes on Perrin Ave. your coffee creamer just gets wedged under a storm window.

Lafayette, IN. Sometime between 2007 and 2009.