Pain in the Butt

Sometimes in the parking lot your bag of lung cancer just gets away from you.

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Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher. You’re a true believer.

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March 25, 2016. Dumont, NJ

Let’s Meat in Front of My House

Sometimes on Perrin Ave. you MUST eat that can of Brookdale® Vienna Sausages. Right. Now.

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Lafayette, IN. Sometime in 2007 or 2008.

I Blame Myself

Sometimes on the stairs to your apartment building you realize the breath mint that you thought got away from someone else actually got away from you.

(yes, me)

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Oct. 21, 2016. Maryland.

Give Us Your Tired

Sometimes on Perrin Ave. when it’s snowing your mattress just gets away from you.

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Lafayette, IN. Sometime between 2008 and 2009.