Sometimes on Easter Sunday during a pandemic your coping mechanisms just get away from you.
April 12, 2020. Maryland.
Now is Not The Time to Hoard Alcohol
beverages
I Hate to Eat and Run
Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita® wrapper just get away from you.
March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
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Rommeo and Julliet
Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.
March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.
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Jacket Pot
Sometimes at the park your jacket, hat, safety vest, two water bottles, and gloves just get away from you.
Oct 16, 2016. Maryland.
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Abandon Sip
Sometimes at the park your pirate-octopus sippy cup just gets away from you.
August 26, 2016. Maryland.
Sometimes Things Get Away from You 
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